Jorts part Deux

[Matt J]

Saw this at the beer festival in Destin. Thanks to Punzy for helping me capture the moment.

 

[Franny]

;-)

 

[scooterbug44]

What is a "jort"?

 

[Cheering472]

What is a "jort"?

jeans + shorts, jean shorts = jorts

 

[Mango]

I can't believe you stood there taking pictures of someone's a$$ you do not know.

 

[Cheering472]

If you do know him, tell him to do something with his hair. If he's gonna' go retro with the jorts he can just go ahead and pull it all together with a mullet.

 

[KISH7374]

Up here in the North, Levi's sells them as Jean Shorts. You can get them in the same type of fits that regular jeans come in.

 

[Cheering472]

I used to wear them years ago. My daughter has banned them as out of date and compares the ladies version of jorts to the dreaded "mom jeans". I can only wear them now if I am opening the pool or painting.

 

[scooterbug44]

It is just this style (or lack thereof) that offends?

Because I like jean shorts.

 

[Will B]

Do the "jorts" and ponytail qualify that guy as man pretty?

Hmmmm...
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no!

In the words of Stacey London and Clinton Kelly, "Dress age appropriately!"