Okay my little kitten....here's what you need to know. Trader Vic's was/is a kitchsy (?) Polynensian bar and restaurant very popular back in my youth. Your father and I (and friends) used to go there on "special" occasions (too $$). They had the most delicious fruity tooty drinks in these huge tiki bowls that you could share. They came with these straws that were like 2' long (24"

). I usually shared one with my girlfriends and always ended up doing something with the straw....mostly having fencing fights and poking your father!!!