Laughing at your own....

[Biff]

The TRUTH about Okies;


If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Oklahoma

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Oklahoma .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you may live in Oklahoma .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may
live in Oklahoma .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Oklahoma .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in Oklahoma .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Oklahoma .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Oklahoma .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Oklahoma .

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Oklahoma

We're friendly folks!

 

[Miss Kitty]

...from your neighbor to the south! Those are funny!

 

[DD]

I'm so glad we're not like this in TEXAS!

 

[savvytangerine]

For a Florida girl a lot of those fit for me--- guess I'm a 'oakie' at heart even though I've never been there.

 

[drunkkenartist]

The TRUTH about Okies;


If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work
there, you may live in Oklahoma

(We do that here in Panama City too! )

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in
Oklahoma .

(We do that here in Florida too!)

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may
live in Oklahoma .

(I'm going to be in San Antonio December 8-12)

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Oklahoma .

(One hour to Seagrove, 4.5 hours to Atlanta, 4.5 hours to Birmingham, 4.5 hours to Jacksonville, 5.5 hours to New Orleans, 5.5 Hours to Tampa/St. Pete, - Those measurements are the only thing that keep me sane....)

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
live in Oklahoma .

(I've hit two, my roomie hit 5...)

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
unlocked, you may live in Oklahoma .

(I figure if someone is going to break in, I want there to be enough light so they won't trip and sue me)



If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
everybody is passing you, you may live in Oklahoma .

(Interstates 10 and 75)

If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Oklahoma

(Didn't I tell ya how cold it was tonight-60 degrees, I have on a sweatshirt, jeans and a blanket over my legs, drinking hot cider.)

We're friendly folks!

(We think y'all will fit in jest fine in Floriduh! Come on over.
We'll leave the light on for ya!)

For a Florida girl a lot of those fit for me--- guess I'm a 'oakie' at heart even though I've never been there.

See what we mean? Ditto!