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audie

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May 15, 2005
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Mission Impossible star Cruise vows to eat placenta after birth
By Patrick Mulchrone
TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta.

Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".

The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.

He has claimed the baby, due any day, will be delivered in total silence.

The Top Gun star also insisted he "sensed" fianc?e Katie was pregnant before she told him.

And he has blurted out details of the couple's sex life, saying: "It's spectacular."


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The actor, who recently also claimed he has the power to cure drug addicts, has even been carrying out his own medical scans on the foetus after buying himself an ultrasound machine.



Silent birth is one of the rules of the cult of Scientology, which Cruise is devoted to.



The cult - founded by the late sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard - claims that 75 million years ago aliens came to earth and their spirits now infest our bodies.



Cruise told GQ magazine Hubbard had discovered making a noise had a "negative spiritual effect" on someone giving birth. He insisted that 27-year-old Katie would be allowed to scream, adding cryptically: "It is really about respecting the woman. It's not about her screaming.



"And scientifically it is proven. Now there are medical research papers that say when a woman's giving birth everyone should be quiet."



Cruise also revealed he and Katie have been preparing for the birth by holding classes at their Beverly Hills home.



He said: "We've been studying what a woman goes through. What happens to her body. It's just kind of becoming this fun game of learning."



Cruise said his sex life with Batman Begins star Katie had made him realise one-night stands were "horrible".



He added: "Great sex is a by-product for me of a great relationship, where you have communication. It's an extension of that. If you're not in good communication with your partner, it sucks."



Cruise, who has two adopted children with ex-wife Nicole Kidman, will not be the first star to make a meal out of his baby's placenta.



Rod Stewart and girlfriend Penny Lancaster took home their baby's placenta, sprinkled it with tee tree oil and buried it in the garden.



In 1998, Channel 4 chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall fried a placenta with shallots and garlic and served it up to 20 guests, including the baby's mum and dad.



TV watchdogs later criticised the show, branding it "disagreeable".



But placenta-eating is considered normal in some cultures. Various recipes include one for placenta lasagne. Some say eating it helps avoid post-natal depression.



p.mulchrone@mirror.co.uk



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Smiling JOe

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Nov 18, 2004
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Latest news flash:
Tom Cruise eats his baby's placenta and dies from food poisoning! Mission Impossible IV is seeking new actor to fill in for Cruise. Read more...

:rotfl:
 

Miss Kitty

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ktschris said:
audie....I'm starting to worry that you have become obsessed! :rotfl:

She's on an Impossible Mission to make him go away!!!! I think she needs to get a Pop Gun and shoot him with her Eyes Wide Open after her Cocktail. Then she can call Jerry Enquirer to give an Interview with the Audievamp and tell them about her Frisky Business....that would be a War of the Words!!!

Okay...I will stop now! :D
 

audie

fartblossom
May 15, 2005
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Sueshore said:
She's on an Impossible Mission to make him go away!!!! I think she needs to get a Pop Gun and shoot him with her Eyes Wide Open after her Cocktail. Then she can call Jerry Enquirer to give an Interview with the Audievamp and tell them about her Frisky Business....that would be a War of the Words!!!

Okay...I will stop now! :D

you need help lady - maybe we can get 2 for one counseling ?? i am not obsessed - merely observant of his deviant behavior !;-)
 

30A Skunkape

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Jan 18, 2006
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I became interested in this when I heard about the practice while in med school. It actually made alot of sense at one time. When folks did not have the luxury of consuming 4000 calories a day and sitting in front of the TV, nutrition was not a luxury to be squandered. A mother who had just delivered what in essence was a parasite had plenty of nutritional 'catching-up' to do, especially since she was then obligated to breastfeed. The placenta was (is) a superfood of sorts. With that said, doing it today (outside of the thirdworld)is just plain odd. :roll:
 

shakennotstirred

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Jan 5, 2005
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audie said:
TOM Cruise yesterday revealed his latest bizarre mission..to eat his new baby's placenta.

Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".

The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.

I heard this on the news this morning but they said it said this in jest. :dunno: Regardless, he is a nut case!
 

katie blue

kt loo
Mar 11, 2005
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in perpetual motion
When I was a teen I was given a (used) book from the early 70's called 'Our Bodies Our Selves' that all the girls had back then, a very feminist-oriented guide explaining all the things we needed to know about being a woman. It touched on just about everything. In the childbirth section they mention that placenta practice, indicating it was a very ancient spiritual (and nutritional) tradition. Even told you how to 'fry' it up just so before you ate it. :shock: I have a friend who is a midwife for natural births and she says it's done plenty often today too.

That's just something I personally wouldnt feel the need to do, much as I don't feel the "need" to skydive either. But hey, I guess I can see how for some it connects them to the circle of life. This kind of thing occurs naturally, instinctually, in many mammals as we know. Interesting stuff. (but can I just say it...ew?)
 
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