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Teresa

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Nov 15, 2004
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takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman


On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane....."If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.


He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...
one button at a time...No one moves...He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest ..She gasps......He whispers .....

"Iron this, and get me something to eat..."
 

Allifunn

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Jan 11, 2006
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:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ...................................................:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Would that be "our" Luigi????? :dunno:
 

Miss Kitty

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:lolabove:
 

Allifunn

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Jan 11, 2006
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Tootsie said:
but of course!!!
He is such a batard...:rofl: :rofl: Iron my shirt......:eek: :banging: .......but he does sound sexy at least:love:
 

Jdarg

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Feb 15, 2005
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Tootsie said:
Ali-what's a bat turd? :rofl: ha! new sowal term! "you bat turd!" :lolabove:

I love this. I come home after sucking down a good part of a bottle of red wine, and am lucky enough to read about a bat turd, formerly a batard (which I thought was a loaf of bread, but I may be off base), but still appreciate the original joke!:clap_1:
 

DD

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jdarg said:
I love this. I come home after sucking down a good part of a bottle of red wine, and am lucky enough to read about a bat turd, formerly a batard (which I thought was a loaf of bread, but I may be off base), but still appreciate the original joke!:clap_1:

JE-NAY!!! You just shoulda been there last night--you woulda fit right in! :funn: :funn: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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