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Luigi makes Woman Feel like a Woman (Sat Funny)

Teresa avatar
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takes an Italian Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman


On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane....."If I am to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane.


He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel
eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt...
one button at a time...No one moves...He removes his shirt... Muscles ripple across his chest ..She gasps......He whispers .....

"Iron this, and get me something to eat..."

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lindatat avatar
quirty
#52
I wish Daddy-O would create a cussing/drinking/smoking forum, don't ya'll?

Don't you have a little influence with Daddy-O?????
Miss Kitty avatar
Meow
#53
I wish Daddy-O would create a cussing/drinking/smoking forum, don't ya'll?

This is like the most brilliant idea ...EVER!!!! You would have to pass a test that would insure Daddy-O that you would not have a meltdown at anytime before you could enter. :clap_1:
audie avatar
fartblossom
#54
can i join the drinking,cussing etc forum ?i am quite sure i could pass the test !
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#55
can i join the drinking,cussing etc forum ?i am quite sure i could pass the test !
:floor: :floor: are you kidding??? YOU are one of the FOUNDING members!!!!!!:lolabove: Missed you last night! We had a little funn! :oops: :rofl:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#56
It WAS funn! :clap_1:
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#57
It WAS funn! :clap_1:
next best thing to being there!!!:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Teresa avatar
SoWal GuideAuthor
#58
It WAS funn! :clap_1:

I'm a little tired today... I did not even have a single glass of wine until I saw ya'll doing all this PUI-ing so then I opened the bottle, which I do not do unless I plan to finish it which I nearly did... I'm sooooo easily influenced by you girls. I was seriously planning on no alcohol, early to bed, and maybe even church and brunch today (for the first time this year). Forget about it...:roll:

Some would seriously question the "online" partying and silly conversation through the wee hours. They just haven't lived. enjoyed!:lol:
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#59
I'm a little tired today... I did not even have a single glass of wine until I saw ya'll doing all this PUI-ing so then I opened the bottle, which I do not do unless I plan to finish it which I nearly did... I'm sooooo easily influenced by you girls. I was seriously planning on no alcohol, early to bed, and maybe even church and brunch today (for the first time this year). Forget about it...:roll:

Some would seriously question the "online" partying and silly conversation through the wee hours. They just haven't lived. enjoyed!:lol:
Scuuuuse me little miss "bat turd" lady!! Who was corrupting whom??????:biggrin:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#60
Scuuuuse me little miss "bat turd" lady!! Who was corrupting whom??????:biggrin:

You tell her, alli! It was Miss Tootsie that started the whole bat turd thing...and things just went downhill from there!

Toosie! Loved the little cartoon you sent!! Too funny!

Funn night, girls!! :wub:
Teresa avatar
SoWal GuideAuthor
#61
Scuuuuse me little miss "bat turd" lady!! Who was corrupting whom??????:biggrin:

You and DD made me do it. the end.
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#62
You and DD made me do it. the end.
:floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor: :floor:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#63
You and DD made me do it. the end.

Yes, I do seem to remember twisting your arm.
Teresa avatar
SoWal GuideAuthor
#64
Yes, I do seem to remember twisting your arm.

Do ya'll do this online party every weekend? every night? :eek:
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#65
Do ya'll do this online party every weekend? every night? :eek:

no, it just kinda happened. kinda rare. when i got on last night, there were only a couple of us even posting every few minutes--then, all hail broke loose.
But, remember, when everyone gets back in town, we're gonna have a little event.
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#66
no, it just kinda happened. kinda rare. when i got on last night, there were only a couple of us even posting every few minutes--then, all hail broke loose.
But, remember, when everyone gets back in town, we're gonna have a little event.
:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Last night was one of those special events! Tooooo much FUNN!!!!! :wub:
Teresa avatar
SoWal GuideAuthor
#67
no, it just kinda happened. kinda rare. when i got on last night, there were only a couple of us even posting every few minutes--then, all hail broke loose.
But, remember, when everyone gets back in town, we're gonna have a little event.

I remember. all night on sowal. it's going to be a hoot. I'm going to get Cork to come to my house and we're going to party all night on the back porch with two laptops...
DD avatar
SoWal Expert
#68
I remember. all night on sowal. it's going to be a hoot. I'm going to get Cork to come to my house and we're going to party all night on the back porch with two laptops...

ok...pick a date. i think i said maybe the 12 aug. i can't look, cuz in my stupid state last night, i somehow erased ALLLLLLLLLLL MY PM's!!!!
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#69
ok...pick a date. i think i said maybe the 12 aug. i can't look, cuz in my stupid state last night, i somehow erased ALLLLLLLLLLL MY PM's!!!!
good way to get rid of the incriminating evidence....:lolabove:
If we do it Aug. 12th...you will have to have 3 lap tops girly!!! A party within a party!...just realized...that is my anniversary date..I will be drunk on your back porch for SURE!!!! (29 years....:shock: ...oh well :idontno: )
Teresa avatar
SoWal GuideAuthor
#70
good way to get rid of the incriminating evidence....:lolabove:
If we do it Aug. 12th...you will have to have 3 lap tops girly!!! A party within a party!...just realized...that is my anniversary date..I will be drunk on your back porch for SURE!!!! (29 years....:shock: ...oh well :idontno: )

you no longer have an anniversary to celebrate and this is cause for celebration.
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#71
you no longer have an anniversary to celebrate and this is cause for celebration.
:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: YES!!!!
Franny avatar
Beach Fanatic
#72
I wish Daddy-O would create a cussing/drinking/smoking forum, don't ya'll?
Just tell what I need to join!! :biggrin: :funn: :clap_1:
Franny avatar
Beach Fanatic
#73
good way to get rid of the incriminating evidence....:lolabove:
If we do it Aug. 12th...you will have to have 3 lap tops girly!!! A party within a party!...just realized...that is my anniversary date..I will be drunk on your back porch for SURE!!!! (29 years....:shock: ...oh well :idontno: )
Ummm four laps!! :lolabove:
Paula avatar
Beach Fanatic
#74
Great joke, Tootsie. :clap_1: Just got around to reading SoWal.com this weekend!
Allifunn avatar
FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
#75
Ummm four laps!! :lolabove:
:clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1: :clap_1:
Teresa avatar
SoWal GuideAuthor
#76
Great joke, Tootsie. :clap_1: Just got around to reading SoWal.com this weekend!

where ya been Paula, and Franny!?

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