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About 10 years ago we bought one of those thick, black, plastic mailboxes because mailbox bashing is a popular sport in our town, and our metal one had been bashed so many times that it was dysfunctional.

Not long afterwards, there was another flurry of mailbox bashings. Our plastic one got dented, and the red flag was broken in half with the broken part missing.

This afternoon I arrived at home, checked the mail, and noticed that the mailbox had substantial damage. I opened it up to retrieve the mail, but the mail had not arrived yet. THE FREAKY THING IS THAT INSIDE THE MAILBOX WAS THE OTHER HALF OF THE FLAG THAT WAS BROKEN OFF ALMOST 10 YEARS AGO.

I called the police and asked if there had been any mailbox bashings reported in our neighborhood today. They said no, but they would come out and file a police report. I demonstrated to the police officer that not only when I held the newly-found half of the flag up to the other half of the flag did the jagged edge of the breakage match up, but it was the original color red rather than the faded red of the half that had remained.

The police officer hypothesized that it was the mail carrier who felt guilty. But the mail hadn't arrived yet. And why would the mail carrier keep half a flag for almost 10 years.

My husband and I are racking our brains trying to solve this mystery. Any suggestions?

I'm a little flipped out. My husband is out of town. And BTW frequent readers of this board know about our home invasion about 10 years ago when he was in Japan.
 

Miss Kitty

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That is certainly bizarre! I can't imagine even having the same mail carrier after 10 years. They hardly last long enough around here to recognize! Sounds like it's time for a post office box! Keep us posted...sorry, that was a pun wasn't it?
 
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Mermaid

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Someone doesn't like you, BR. :eek: I'd be very careful if I were you! :cool:

No, seriously. This is what happened and there's nothing sinister at all in it. The mail box smashers went on a rampage and pieces went flying. The next day your neighbor hires some landscapers to do their lawn. The workers see the missing tip of your maibox flag but they're busy digging and planting so the flag tip gets buried.

Fast forward ten years. That same landscape is getting pretty old so your neighbor hires landscapers again. They start digging and what should they find in the earth but your missing flag tip.

Your neighbor takes one look and says "Well, I know where THAT comes from." And he marches over to the most beat-up ratty old mailbox in the neighborhood--yours--and puts your missing piece in it, knowing that you will glue it back on and keep using the mailbox he wishes you'd replaced ten years ago. Something about bringing down the tone of the neighborhood, you know. :rotfl:
 

Jdarg

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kurt said:
The real mystery is why anyone would live in a place where people attack innocent mailboxes. :dunno:


In certain parts of the country (especially out in the country), mailboxes become the enemy after Friday night football games. Those big ol' high school boys start drinking beer after the game, then drive around in their pickup trucks throwing the bottles and cans out the windows. When they get bored with that, the mailbox bashing commences.

Unfortunately for BR, I don't think her mailbox problem was due to dimwitted football players. That scenario is way too complicated for the average tight end to have ever concocted.

And my apologies in advance to any football players- but if you are participating in this discussion, you are not the kind I am talking about anyway!
 
kurt said:
The real mystery is why anyone would live in a place where people attack innocent mailboxes. :dunno:
Well, my husband's job pays for us to live near our roots and family, yet have a place in SoWal which we also love.

It's not having a mailbox bashed that bothers me - it's the freakiness of a person who would keep half of a flag that long and then return it.
 

Landlocked

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BR-

I'm not a paranoid person, but that would drive me bonkers.

I put our mailbox in with three 80 pound bags of concrete. I'd love to see somebody take a swing at it. If they make contact with the pole, their wrists will be broken. :rotfl:
 

Sheila

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I don't have a theory. My husband travels all the time and besides the usually, garbage disposal goes on the blink, garage door malfunctions, and random acts of people inviting me over for dinner I guess I just lead a dull life. Thank goodness! Maybe SHELLEY lives in your neighborhood and is using different tactics to scare the stew out of you!?! Maybe SJ and SS were right in an earlier post. Time to move. Your place sounds cursed. :eek:
 

Landlocked

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Maybe somebody wants to buy your house.
 
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