Thought we could use some humor - and this is spot on!
LONDON—As the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico entered its eighth week Wednesday, fears continued to grow that the massive flow of bullsheet still gushing from the headquarters of oil giant BP could prove catastrophic if nothing is done to contain it.
The toxic bullsheet which began to spew from the mouths of BP executives shortly after the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in April, has completely devastated the Gulf region, delaying cleanup efforts, affecting thousands of jobs, and endangering the lives of all nearby wildlife.
Congressional hearings aimed at stopping the bullsheet have thus far failed to do so, with officials from BP and its contractors Halliburton and Transocean only adding to the powerful torrents of bullsheet by blaming one another for the accident.
Many environmentalists, including Palmer, have called for a boycott of BP until the bullsheet stops or is at least under control, but they emphasize that in the long term, Americans will have to change their habits if they wish to avoid future catastrophes.
"We must all work together if we're going to cure our nation of this addiction," Palmer said. "The sad fact is, the United States has been running on bullsheet for decades.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/massive-flow-of-bull****-continues-to-gush-from-bp,17564/
LONDON—As the crisis in the Gulf of Mexico entered its eighth week Wednesday, fears continued to grow that the massive flow of bullsheet still gushing from the headquarters of oil giant BP could prove catastrophic if nothing is done to contain it.
The toxic bullsheet which began to spew from the mouths of BP executives shortly after the explosion of the Deepwater Horizon oil rig in April, has completely devastated the Gulf region, delaying cleanup efforts, affecting thousands of jobs, and endangering the lives of all nearby wildlife.
Congressional hearings aimed at stopping the bullsheet have thus far failed to do so, with officials from BP and its contractors Halliburton and Transocean only adding to the powerful torrents of bullsheet by blaming one another for the accident.
Many environmentalists, including Palmer, have called for a boycott of BP until the bullsheet stops or is at least under control, but they emphasize that in the long term, Americans will have to change their habits if they wish to avoid future catastrophes.
"We must all work together if we're going to cure our nation of this addiction," Palmer said. "The sad fact is, the United States has been running on bullsheet for decades.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/massive-flow-of-bull****-continues-to-gush-from-bp,17564/
