Mating Season

[InletBchDweller]

I don't think there's any "mating season." If there was a season, it would presumably be optimal, and we already know that never happens. You'd never have babies born in February in freezing cold Alaska or August in sultry New Orleans! Babies come when they will, whether it's convenient or not. So there blows the idea of there being a season. Mating happens...all the time.

it!!!

 

[audie]

for a lot of men, as long as breasts are involved, every day is mating season...

 

[Smiling JOe]

for a lot of men, as long as breasts are involved, every day is mating season...

Breasts apparently don't have to be involved for some guys. Yesterday, someone was telling me about seeing a recent news story where a guy, probably in his teens, was in court for having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road. The D.A. was saying that it was an animal, and having sex with an animal was illegal, while the defense attorney was arguing that the deer was no longer an animal, but rather, a carcass. :funn: I am not sure what time of the year it was and wonder if the guy got the wrong idea about the mating season for deer.

 

[Biff]

Breasts apparently don't have to be involved for some guys. Yesterday, someone was telling me about seeing a recent news story where a guy, probably in his teens, was in court for having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road. The D.A. was saying that it was an animal, and having sex with an animal was illegal, while the defense attorney was arguing that the deer was no longer an animal, but rather, a carcass. :funn: I am not sure what time of the year it was and wonder if the guy knew it was mating season for deer.

 

[kathydwells]

Breasts apparently don't have to be involved for some guys. Yesterday, someone was telling me about seeing a recent news story where a guy, probably in his teens, was in court for having sex with a dead deer on the side of the road. The D.A. was saying that it was an animal, and having sex with an animal was illegal, while the defense attorney was arguing that the deer was no longer an animal, but rather, a carcass. :funn: I am not sure what time of the year it was and wonder if the guy got the wrong idea about the mating season for deer.

That is just so wrong.

 

[Mango]

There used to be an old BBC show called "The Hairless Ape" that aired here as "The Human Animal". The show would look at the evolutionary reasons behind human behaviors...i.e., why do men like red lips and blushing? why an hourglass figure? The answer to the question was that there was no mating season because humans needed two people caring for the baby in order to insure it's survival. A libido that wasn't tied strictly to reproduction created a stronger pair bond, and dad was more likely to stick around and provide for baby. As for the timing of births, it probably was the case that more children were conceived in the fall when food was plenty, because human women don't ovulate when there isn't much food available. Ever been on a serious crash diet? Same
ing.

That explains dinner dates! I think I saw this show and it explained that men had nipples so it would appear as though there were more eyes in the woods and that babies were born cute so we didn't eat them.

As an undergrad I took a senior level (4000 level) anthropology course, which dealt with human sexuality. My professor said that the most common time of year for people to have sex and for women to get pregnant is this time of year, from Thanksgiving to New Years. An explanation is that we are eating so much more than we normally do and the body takes this as good news and allows for maximum sexual output. Not to mention, we are able to spend more time with our significant other, so it can be inferred that more time on one's hands lends itself to more time for sex.

You had to go to school to learn that when the frost is on the pumpkin. ....................well I am sure you have heard the rest. :funn:

 

[Biff]

:funn: :funn: :funn: :funn: :funn:

You had to go to school to learn that when the frost is on the pumpkin. ....................well I am sure you have heard the rest. :funn:[/quote]

 

[audie]

sj, i am at a loss for words with the dead deer guy...it wasn't by chance k-fed was it ?

i only have one word for that dude - THERAPY and lots of it.

 

[kingfishn]

Season?....Red Bar....March..
ooops...thouhts ya wuz tawkin' bout the Pomps..no Peeps