BTW sorry I grossed everyone out and messed up your month of May.
But I *am* grossed out, and my doctors and microbiologist colleague scared me about getting a heart infection.

I'm not gonna lie, it's a pain in the a$$ to be afraid to pick up the class roll and homework papers, to grade papers with gloves on, etc., as my doctors have advised me to do. And I just have mitral valve prolapse (no biggy as long as I take antibiotics when I go to the dentist, etc.) which 20% of all females have, according to my cardiologist. So that means that statistically 20% of the female students on our campus are at risk because all students share the same bookstore, dining halls, post office, etc.