Because tonight some random lady asked me when my baby is due.
I'm definitely NOT pregnant.
I thought it was funny, but boy was she embarrassed.
I'm definitely NOT pregnant.
I thought it was funny, but boy was she embarrassed.
Maybe I should do some sit-ups....
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Because tonight some random lady asked me when my baby is due.
I'm definitely NOT pregnant.
I thought it was funny, but boy was she embarrassed.
. oh well. screw 'em.
Really, I thought it was hilarious. I think I ended up making the lady feel bad because I laughed so hard.
Her excuse was fantastic, though:
"I'm so sorry, but the way your dress is cut looked like a maternity dress. And your breasts look so fantastic that I thought you must be pregnant."
Nice. I know they look fantastic. And yes, they're real. And no, RO, I dont "got any pics." ;-)
Her excuse was fantastic, though:
"I'm so sorry, but the way your dress is cut looked like a maternity dress. And your breasts look so fantastic that I thought you must be pregnant."
Nice. I know they look fantastic. And yes, they're real. And no, RO, I dont "got any pics." ;-)
oh, you need to get some pix... go ahead and do it before he has the chance to even ask.
I didn't think you looked pregnant. Great outfit, good boobs. We should all be so lucky!!
oh, you need to get some pix... go ahead and do it before he has the chance to even ask.
ha! The one in my profile will have to do. I'm not going to any huge effort here. I wouldn't want to strain and force myself into an early labor. :roll:
You're too kind.
The outfit would've been better if I hadn't had to staple my dress back together. Why is it that I couldn't find a safety pin anywhere?
Correct answer:
"9 months from the day I lose my virginity. What's your grandson up to tomorrow night".
"9 months from the day I lose my virginity. What's your grandson up to tomorrow night".