Back from where? I'm here. Where are you? Here or there?
I hope I didn't do anything strange. To my knowledge I have had miracle whip on one occasion. A guy in Louisiana hired a friend and I to strip and refinish teak wood on his boat. On the first day of the job, his wife came out and brought us some sandwiches. She left shortly after;they had some sort of sweet crap that looked like mayonnaise on them that I suspect was the dreaded miracle whip.
We both hated the sandwiches, so we pitched them overboard in the vicinity of an alligator that had been hanging out all morning. He seemed to enjoy the miracle whip, but of course gators will eat roadkill and stuff, so I am not sure if that is a ringing endorsement.
Yeah, they say it contains eggs, looks like it contains sperm as well! O.K. that was uncalled for. Anyhow, mayo will make me puke a whole sandwich up through my nostrils.Sorry mayonistas.
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And I will use either Kraft Real Mayonnaise or Hellman's. I started thinking so much about a good hamburger with mayo I went to Backyard Burger and got a 1/3 lb hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Sure hit the spot. This doesn't bother me any. It would take a lot to keep me from eating mayo. My favorite food to glob mayo on, a hamburger. YUM YUM.And I will use either Kraft Real Mayonnaise or Hellman's. I started thinking so much about a good hamburger with mayo I went to Backyard Burger and got a 1/3 lb hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. Sure hit the spot.
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why is it called "miracle" whip ?????