just got this email - had to share with you.. true or not - you decide !
Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name
stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be
pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear
NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another
gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't
have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~
$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch
is practically expected . New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle
your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in
30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95
for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have
strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Yo ur
belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of
shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter
how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of
choice concerning growing a mustache. You
can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.
Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name
stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be
pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
wear
NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another
gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't
have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~
$5000. Tux rental~$100. People never stare at your chest when
you're talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch
is practically expected . New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle
your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in
30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open
all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can
still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95
for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have
strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your
clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same
hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Yo ur
belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of
shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter
how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of
choice concerning growing a mustache. You
can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
25 minutes.
They may APPEAR happier but ya know deep down they wish they had what we have that THEY ALL want!
