Well this isn?t the first time I?ve been distracted for a few days only to return to SoWal.com and find that the place has gone to hell in my absence.
You?re arguing over a holiday?
Dumb ass straight people, I swear. What petty issues you all get worked up about.
I must conclude that heterosexuality is the leading cause of chronic angst. I have no choice but to blame you all for every human conflict. (Except of course for that whole Alexander the Great Asian ?Intervention? episode.)
The gays are plotting to take over, and when we do ?we?re going to end ALL of your pathetic holidays, including MLK Day. Oh there will be plenty of celebrations, but centered on new holidays that we will invent?Thanks-receiving Day, Mommy Dearest Film Fest Day, Re-do your Living Room Day, ??.Cher?s Birthday (Observed).
Now everybody loosen up a bit,,,,,,,you all sound about as puckered up as my *ss the day after Thai food.