Motivational thingamajig for the day: Inner Peace

[Cork On the Ocean]

Inner Peace 2007

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following this simple advice we heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.

:rofl: I have to go pee my pants now :clap_1: :funn:

 

[Miss Kitty]

:rofl: I have to go pee my pants now :clap_1: :funn:

:nono1: ...tinkle Corky, tinkle!

 

[RiverOtter]

Inner Peace 2007

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following this simple advice we heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of an old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace.