My Holiday Greetings to All

[Andy A]

To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wished.



To all of My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

 

[idlewind]

Andy, that is darn sure funny!

 

[Will B]

That's great. I'll probably have to borrow that one later tonight!

 

[GoodWitch58]

To All My Democrat Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wished.

Well, Andy, thank you. I think you will now have to admit, by your own creation, we Dems are much more inclusive and interesting.....Happy Holidays!



To all of My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Well, Andy, thank you. I think you will now have to admit, by your own creation, we Dems are much more inclusive and interesting.....Happy Holidays!

 

[hnooe]

Well, Andy, thank you. I think you will now have to admit, by your own creation, we Dems are much more inclusive and interesting.....Happy Holidays!

I agree... one looks thoughtful and respectful, the other emotionally "oblivious"....while both are MEANT to be extremes in this "ha-ha" little example of political correctness, to make a political point which we all "got', I'd rather be on the side with intelligent thoughtfulness first.

 

[Mango]

To All My Republican Friends:
Please accept my best wishes while you celebrate the birth of His son, Jesus Christ , who has endowed civil government and also the church to fulfill his Will. May you enjoy the most enjoyable traditions of the Judeo-Christian values of this Country, and in the coming new year seek to achieve your goals and exercise your free will since God was a major factor in the creation of this Nation. I also wish you a fiscally successful, low tax New Year. I truly hope you get the gun of your choice this Season.

Best Wishes

P.S. Please be good Republicans and try to step OVER the poor and not ON them.

 

[GoodWitch58]

I agree... one looks thoughtful and respectful, the other emotionally "oblivious"....while both are MEANT to be extremes in this "ha-ha" little example of political correctness, to make a political point which we all "got', I'd rather be on the side with intelligent thoughtfulness first.

"emotionally "oblivious" I love it! You are too kind!

 

[idlewind]

To All My Republican Friends:
Please accept my best wishes while you celebrate the birth of His son, Jesus Christ , who has endowed civil government and also the church to fulfill his Will. May you enjoy the most enjoyable traditions of the Judeo-Christian values of this Country, and in the coming new year seek to achieve your goals and exercise your free will since God was a major factor in the creation of this Nation. I also wish you a fiscally successful, low tax New Year. I truly hope you get the gun of your choice this Season.

Best Wishes

P.S. Please be good Republicans and try to step OVER the poor and not ON them.

Please Santa, I want an AR-15 before those mean Democrats try and stop God-fearing Americans from buying them.

 

[idlewind]

To All My Republican Friends:
Please accept my best wishes while you celebrate the birth of His son, Jesus Christ , who has endowed civil government and also the church to fulfill his Will. May you enjoy the most enjoyable traditions of the Judeo-Christian values of this Country, and in the coming new year seek to achieve your goals and exercise your free will since God was a major factor in the creation of this Nation. I also wish you a fiscally successful, low tax New Year. I truly hope you get the gun of your choice this Season.

Best Wishes

P.S. Please be good Republicans and try to step OVER the poor and not ON them.

I did not realize you were on my Christmas card list. You really should not forward the contents without permission though.:nono1:

 

[Matt J]

Please Santa, I want an AR-15 before those mean Democrats try and stop God-fearing Americans from buying them.

Why is it god fearing people are so afraid of dying? :scratch: