My Holiday

[Landlocked]

I am LMOAO!!! Seriously wiping tears from my eyes

You should see the looks you get when you run full speed through a grocery store.

 

[Jdarg]

I have learned a lesson from your story- i'm going to notice every single person within 50 feet of my cart when I'm at the grocery. And be prepared to dive out of the way if anyone looks green!

 

[RiverOtter]

You should see the looks you get when you run full speed through a grocery store.

Good thing somebody didn't try to stop you thinking you were shoplifting. :funn:

 

[Landlocked]

Good thing somebody didn't try to stop you thinking you were shoplifting. :funn:

That would be the last time they ever stopped someone.

 

[Landlocked]

I have learned a lesson from your story- i'm going to notice every single person within 50 feet of my cart when I'm at the grocery. And be prepared to dive out of the way if anyone looks green!

Just wear a rain coat or a poncho and you'll be fine.

 

[Jdarg]

Just wear a rain coat or a poncho and you'll be fine.

I'm one of those people that "sympathy pukes"- if I had been anywhere within earshot of you, I'd have been hurling too!

 

[Landlocked]

I'm one of those people that "sympathy pukes"- if I had been anywhere within earshot of you, I'd have been hurling too!

I am too. I was unfortunately involved in the School Bus Barf-o-rama when I was in the fourth grade. It was a chain reaction of kids barfing all over each other.

 

[kathydwells]

I knew that your first post back, post holiday would be a good. I am laughing so hard. I am sorry that happened to you. I hope you are feeling much better now. My son has had it for several day's now. Just last night, I heard him in the bathroom, I call down the hall and ask him if he is ok. Yes, mom was the reply, but after he finished he had to come and give me a report. "Mom did you hear that? It sounded like a bomb went off, and of course he was making all the sounds that go along with the diarreha.....and mom, I have used 2 rolls of toilet paper in 2 days and I am working on third one...UGH...TMI for me son.

Anyway, welcome back LL. Have missed your humor!!!!

 

[lindatat]

I am too. I was unfortunately involved in the School Bus Barf-o-rama when I was in the fourth grade. It was a chain reaction of kids barfing all over each other.

So glad I decided to check out this thread on my lunch hour!

 

[Landlocked]

I knew that your first post back, post holiday would be a good. I am laughing so hard. I am sorry that happened to you. I hope you are feeling much better now. My son has had it for several day's now. Just last night, I heard him in the bathroom, I call down the hall and ask him if he is ok. Yes, mom was the reply, but after he finished he had to come and give me a report. "Mom did you hear that? It sounded like a bomb went off, and of course he was making all the sounds that go along with the diarreha.....and mom, I have used 2 rolls of toilet paper in 2 days and I am working on third one...UGH...TMI for me son.

Anyway, welcome back LL. Have missed your humor!!!!

I'm sorry but that's just funny! It's good to be missed!