Some of you know that I long my life long best friend a year ago to cancer. I dreamed of her last night and it was so laugh outloud funny, I just have to share it. We were sitting around heaven and she was explaining it thusly.
"Over there you have your basic pentecostals and missionaries and people like Mother Teresea. They just go around being blessed all the time. Here were we are you can smoke, eat quarter pounders, drink real cherry cokes and your jeans will always look good.Over there are people we don't like but its ok they don't know it and we can sit around and make snarky remarks like "Aren't those wings a little too small for that heavenly body?" I also found out that hight heels don't hurt your feet in heaven so that makes it worth the trip. But if I get up there and all the dogs I've ever had are not there, I'm coming home.
"Over there you have your basic pentecostals and missionaries and people like Mother Teresea. They just go around being blessed all the time. Here were we are you can smoke, eat quarter pounders, drink real cherry cokes and your jeans will always look good.Over there are people we don't like but its ok they don't know it and we can sit around and make snarky remarks like "Aren't those wings a little too small for that heavenly body?" I also found out that hight heels don't hurt your feet in heaven so that makes it worth the trip. But if I get up there and all the dogs I've ever had are not there, I'm coming home.
I love your visit to heaven!
