My Water Broke!!!!!!

[drunkkenartist]

For background info and pictures- see the "Halloween Pictures Thread".
And NO, "Bad Santa" is NOT the baby's daddy.

From that thread:

I go to the clinic 6:30am Monday morning to see what they can do, hopefully they can get me to the hospital as soon as possible to get this alien out of me! I can't wait!

As for the Baby Shower, we had that last night on the front porch of BB & FFF's. I'll load pics later.

Maybe he was dressed as the doctor that was awakened in the middle of the night to help birth the alien!

Riddle me this, since Allifunn beat you to the DestinScuba punch: Who is DKA's babydaddy?

A very loaded question!

Finally...

My water broke Sunday night.​

WARNING- TMI to follow!​

----During my 80+ minute ordeal of Halflytely - i.e. drinking one 8 oz glass every 10 minutes for a total of 64 ounces of PEG-3350, sodium chloride, sodium bicarbonate and potassium choride for oral solution-
-my water didn't just break, but the floodgates opened in Tsunami proportions.

I've told people I was having Triplets: One of each.

So....is it a Boy, a Girl, or an Alien?

Its official: It is a "Sliding Hiatal Hernia" combined with severe bloating and cramping side effects of taking Lipitor for Cholesteral, Tricor for Triglycerides (892!!) and other assorted pills to control GERD and High Blood Pressure and other misc. ailments just thrown in for good measure.:roll:

And as for the baby's daddy- there is none. Its a simple case of

"immaculate infection"

​

Thanks to all that came to my baby shower and other well wishers....

dka

 

[drunkkenartist]

An exercise in fertility....

and utter tastelessness....​

 

[DuneAHH]

immaculate infection... exercise in fertility...

BRILLIANT wit !!!

 

[drunkkenartist]

immaculate infection... exercise in fertility...

BRILLIANT wit !!!

A ghoul can't help it, it's whoremoanal.:roll:

 

[Will B]

I've had to drink that stuff before. It is the true "Colon Blow"!

 

[drunkkenartist]

I've had to drink that stuff before. It is the true "Colon Blow"!

More like Colon POWell.

 

[ASH]

:funn:
You folks are just killin' me with this thread!

 

[ShallowsNole]

oh that stuff is nasty...

And when cleaning out to prepare for surgery in Pensacola, it is better to get to Pensacola FIRST than to drink the crap (no pun intended) at home and THEN make the trip.

Just sayin'. I was too out of it to realize, but poor ShallowsFuzz...

 

[hnooe]

Id' like to make a proposition (and not Prop # 2)...can I be the Godfather?

 

[Teresa]

bless your colin's heart, DKA. this thread is totally TMI but that's what we're here for... hope you are feeling better!