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[DD]

It's not a problem until we see the following headline.

Couple arrested for allowing children to live in filth.

Santa Rosa Beach - An unnamed couple was arrested today after child welfare authorities raided the home. Among the dirty close, dishes, and pizza boxes the parents were found drooling, typing, and occasionally giggling in front of computers. Sheriff Ralph Johnson could not be reached for comment, but his latest lackey stated, "This sowal thing is a terrible scourge on our county. Everyday we get calls regarding overdoses of it."

The couple is being held in a padded cell in the Walton County Jail. Apparently the lack of internet and a computer are too much to handle. The couple were sedated, but upon waking began posting messages on the cell walls. An unknown code is currently being worked on by jail officials. If anyone knows the meaning of OMB's, Camel Toe, or pudding shots please contact officials immediately.

One of your best.

OMG-
Maybe you have yourself a little problem too Looking at your post time last night.
Dang, I told myself not before 7 am

You have officially crossed over...there's no turning back now. You'll be making those middle of the night posts too, probably sooner than later.

 

[Miss Kitty]

It's not a problem until we see the following headline.

Couple arrested for allowing children to live in filth.

Santa Rosa Beach - An unnamed couple was arrested today after child welfare authorities raided the home. Among the dirty close, dishes, and pizza boxes the parents were found drooling, typing, and occasionally giggling in front of computers. Sheriff Ralph Johnson could not be reached for comment, but his latest lackey stated, "This sowal thing is a terrible scourge on our county. Everyday we get calls regarding overdoses of it."

The couple is being held in a padded cell in the Walton County Jail. Apparently the lack of internet and a computer are too much to handle. The couple were sedated, but upon waking began posting messages on the cell walls. An unknown code is currently being worked on by jail officials. If anyone knows the meaning of OMB's, Camel Toe, or pudding shots please contact officials immediately.

...omg, this made way too much sense to me.

OMG-
Maybe you have yourself a little problem too Looking at your post time last night.
Dang, I told myself not before 7 am

...listen to dd, she is wise one and the ultimate behind bearer of everything sowal.com!!!

 

[InletBchDweller]

If that's the case, where's the free booze???

today I dont even want to read the word booze

We're in double trouble. Fuzz is hooked now. This morning, we were both on here. He was hollering for me to come look at something and finally just sent me a PM. :roll:

I love this. I believe that if Mr. IBD started he could never stop either...

 

[sunspotbaby]

...omg, this made way too much sense to me.



...listen to dd, she is wise one and the ultimate behind bearer of everything sowal.com!!!

behind bearer? Glad you made it in and hope to meet you at the ho-down. During your 11 hour trip, I got one sink of dishes done...how's that for progress! Oh, and I did feed my kids a couple of times too!:roll:

 

[Teresa]

It's not a problem until we see the following headline.

Couple arrested for allowing children to live in filth.

Santa Rosa Beach - An unnamed couple was arrested today after child welfare authorities raided the home. Among the dirty close, dishes, and pizza boxes the parents were found drooling, typing, and occasionally giggling in front of computers. Sheriff Ralph Johnson could not be reached for comment, but his latest lackey stated, "This sowal thing is a terrible scourge on our county. Everyday we get calls regarding overdoses of it."

The couple is being held in a padded cell in the Walton County Jail. Apparently the lack of internet and a computer are too much to handle. The couple were sedated, but upon waking began posting messages on the cell walls. An unknown code is currently being worked on by jail officials. If anyone knows the meaning of OMB's, Camel Toe, or pudding shots please contact officials immediately.

fabulous.