Thanks for the referrals. I prefer the Lorena Bobbit idea myself. I'd love to look at the guy and call him "Stubby." I'm wondering what kind of fish you could catch with it? I know while still intact the owners are frequently trolling for sucker fish.
:clap_1: I hope your friend has as good a sense of humor as you do. If not I'm sure you will do a great job helping cheer her up. Please tell her that line about "hiding assets" and "taking the children" may have worked 40 years ago, but not anymore. If they have money she won't have trouble getting a good attorney. Best of luck!!