Neighbor Fed Up With Boasting Florida Cottage
Hogtown Bayou - Despite no acceptable buying offers in almost a year, bayou front cottage "Crabby Daze" continues to boast of its high ceilings and gourmet kitchen according to neighbor Brenda Watts.
Watts says she and other neighbors are fed up with what they refer to as the cottage's self-grandizing arrogance. "I lived here for years, and that cottage has always thought it septic tank didn't stink," said Watts.
"After all of its boasting last May of its proximity to a community pool and a boat lift, I thought well whoopy whoopy doo you arrogant cottage ahole. You would think the fact that it hasn't sold would would have brought its Florida room back down to earth. Hell my cottage could boast of beautiful woodland views but it doesn't have to."
Watts also believes she knows why the cottage feels the need to boast so much - "It's over forty years old and it's got a pathetically small dock."
Hogtown Bayou - Despite no acceptable buying offers in almost a year, bayou front cottage "Crabby Daze" continues to boast of its high ceilings and gourmet kitchen according to neighbor Brenda Watts.
Watts says she and other neighbors are fed up with what they refer to as the cottage's self-grandizing arrogance. "I lived here for years, and that cottage has always thought it septic tank didn't stink," said Watts.
"After all of its boasting last May of its proximity to a community pool and a boat lift, I thought well whoopy whoopy doo you arrogant cottage ahole. You would think the fact that it hasn't sold would would have brought its Florida room back down to earth. Hell my cottage could boast of beautiful woodland views but it doesn't have to."
Watts also believes she knows why the cottage feels the need to boast so much - "It's over forty years old and it's got a pathetically small dock."
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