well, it's pretty dead on the board tonight!!! wonder what everyone is up to? there's so much to do these days in prep for thanksgiving and christmas holidays - but I'm taking today off and not doing much. and I don't care!!! :roll:
never mind
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HELP ME !!! Visiting the outlaws. 
Someone tell me something funny. PLEEZE ?
Someone tell me something funny. PLEEZE ?
I'm here too. Just got home from the big buckeye partay!!! Getting ready to watch Grey's Anatomy that I DVR'd last week.
Ok....I was savin' this story for another time, but will tell you since you're so bored.
Thursday night, when I came home from the Texgent, I was only just a little tipsy, but I was really, really tired. So I come in the front door, and I see on the floor what I thought was a hairball the cats had coughed up, but upon closer inspection, after I blink a couple of times, I see that it is A DEAD MOUSE!!! And mr. dd's just sitting on the sofa watchin' tv as calmly as you please. I say..."why is there a DEAD MOUSE" on the floor?" He says, "WHAT!?" I say, "A DEAD MOUSE". He says..."holy sh*t"!
He jumps up, grabs a paper towel and picks it up and removes it. The whole scene was quite comical. Only thing we can figure is the cats outside killed it, and the dog brought it in. I'm just glad I didn't come in and step on the dang thing!
Thursday night, when I came home from the Texgent, I was only just a little tipsy, but I was really, really tired. So I come in the front door, and I see on the floor what I thought was a hairball the cats had coughed up, but upon closer inspection, after I blink a couple of times, I see that it is A DEAD MOUSE!!! And mr. dd's just sitting on the sofa watchin' tv as calmly as you please. I say..."why is there a DEAD MOUSE" on the floor?" He says, "WHAT!?" I say, "A DEAD MOUSE". He says..."holy sh*t"!
He jumps up, grabs a paper towel and picks it up and removes it. The whole scene was quite comical. Only thing we can figure is the cats outside killed it, and the dog brought it in. I'm just glad I didn't come in and step on the dang thing!
OK, everyone is sitting upright sleeping, and their mouths are wide open including my husband.
I can have funn with this huh? :funn:
I can have funn with this huh? :funn:
another funny story:
we were going to eat with my sis and her family (except the baby, she stayed with grandma cheryl) anyway, benton couldn't let mr audie out of his site for a minute, so he rode with us to go eat. we were driving along and he said "i smell something". i said i farted and he says in his cute little boy voice "well, please don't fart again ardra"
we were going to eat with my sis and her family (except the baby, she stayed with grandma cheryl) anyway, benton couldn't let mr audie out of his site for a minute, so he rode with us to go eat. we were driving along and he said "i smell something". i said i farted and he says in his cute little boy voice "well, please don't fart again ardra"