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audie

fartblossom
May 15, 2005
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Good morning to everyone! You've been the subjects of an experiment! Unfortunately, the same general groups exist in SoWal as every where else. The morality police and the people that routinely take a couple of suggestive lines and extrapolate to the worst possible scenario are very dangerous. Ask yourself, what makes you think that I am a man? See, you were stereotyping men and yet you were the first to condemn me! Right? Where in any of my replies or thread did I offer money (or any compensation) for anything -- much less sex. Trained people (i. e. vice squads) recognize this instead of just running off at the mouth on a message board. You may live at the beach but you're no different really. Lighten up! Think before you speak!

i take great offense at this - i don't live at the beach....
 

Miss Kitty

Meow
Jun 10, 2005
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i take great offense at this - i don't live at the beach....

i take great offense as well..."think before you speak"! :rotfl:
 

Allifunn

FunnChef - AlisonCooks.com
Jan 11, 2006
13,635
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St Petersburg
my really small ombs...don't let the door hit you...
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:I recall they were pretty long though....:rofl:

OK Doc. It takes a lot of BS on SOWAL to get me to make a comment, but you have now gone far enough down the scumbag path that you need to be called out.

Just because this thread is part of the SOWAL Lounge, it doesn't mean the folks here are looking for Lounge Lizards to stick around. Sure, the ladies will play along with your more than transparent insecurity, and the guys will even post to see if you are really are a sucker who wants to drop some real coin in real estate. In the long run, this site has proven to be supported by a group of really cool folks who are not interested in old guys looking for young girls or any other sleezy posts.

At some point they will abandon you, and will ask you to go away. For me, that time is now. Begone with you, DOC. I'm sure you can find a porn site or a gentleman's club that will satify your urges. Not here.

All the best. :banned: :banned:
Where have you been Cap?? I loved meeting your lovely bride!!!
 

kathydwells

Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Dec 20, 2004
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Lacey's Spring, Alabama
As Hannibal Lechter would say "quid pro quo"

I guess "something for something" should be implied as "nothing for nothing" according to you, since you were not "offering" anything.

Wench Committee- It took a few hours for me to run off the "pros" with their weak replies and paranoia that I was a cop. Now we're down to dune divas who know how to have a good time. I'm moving down from Buckhead next Thursday and intend to continue to have a good time. I know it will be different than Buckhead where it was extremely young women only interested in two things- drugs and money. I don't do drugs but I am very generous with the right person. Look forward to meeting the Committee- Stay in touch.
No thanks. :moon:

Audie, Audie, Audie, you've taken all Waffle House waitresses, strippers, and out-of-work escorts. What's a guy to do?

I guess we were not supposed to think you were a guy based on this comment, huh?

Have a nice life. I hope you find some more guinea pigs out there for your little experiment. Which by the way, I am sure was NOT the case. You just had to say that to make yourself feel better since no one jumped at the chance to take your "money" and your "time". Rejection is a tough pill to swallow isn't it?

:wave:
 
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