Landlocked said:
They can pay me and I'll sit in my truck and point a hairdryer at passing cars.
You are too much
. Today, when I passed one of the four patrol units on two occasions separated by 5 hours, I observed the officer with his head kicked back, and mouth open, taking a nap. I pulled out my camera for the second pass, but traffic was too heavy and I didn't want to make the headlines of the Walton Sun, "Local Killed in Traffic Accident While Attempting to Catch the Police Asleep Behind the Wheel."