Ok Gardeners--HELP!

[Mermaid]

I'm glad I read this this morning instead of last night or I might have had buggy dreams! NoHall, that spider cricket thing is creepy! Looks like a mutant of some kind. It's not too often that I'm happy to say I live up North. Y'all have a lot of BIG creepy critters. And I thought my Japanese beetles were bad. And by the way, after I sprayed them with water, they really never came back.

OL, Philippa and her friends always sleep downstairs in the finished part of the basement, which is right next to the laundry room, which is un-finished. Also home to BIG spider crickets that the girls have nicknamed "spickets" because of the way they hop around on their creepy crawly spider legs. You want to hear a teenage girl scream? Send her to our laundry room.

 

[NoHall]

Interestingly, we pick fruits and vegetables from plants all the time, and never think of ourselves as being plant predators, though we don't hesitate to think of webworms as plant predators, and they are not even competing against us for the same food.

That's actually the problem I have with vegetarians. They eat the stuff that my food should be eating.

NoHall, that spider cricket thing is creepy! Looks like a mutant of some kind. It's not too often that I'm happy to say I live up North. Y'all have a lot of BIG creepy critters.

OL, Philippa and her friends always sleep downstairs in the finished part of the basement, which is right next to the laundry room, which is un-finished. Also home to BIG spider crickets that the girls have nicknamed "spickets" because of the way they hop around on their creepy crawly spider legs. You want to hear a teenage girl scream? Send her to our laundry room.

"Spikets..." I like that! Heck with screaming; I'm like a crazy female truck driver with Tourettes.

 

[DD]

DD - if they creep you out so bad, then maybe you can gently relocate them to a more comfortable tree habitat with better wormy amenities, perhaps next door?

or just go inside where its cool and forget about 'em. watch some tv.

or do a documentary with your videocam. hail, set up a webcam. give them names, tag them, follow them around and see what they do for entertainment. entertain the wenches with your worms... oh, you've already done this! thanks!

Hmmmm........