Omg!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!

[Will B]

A friend of mine just sent me this link. Apparently, there is a mind mannered gentleman in England who talks in his sleep. His asleep version of himself is something to behold for sure! His wife started recording all of his outbursts and posts them daily on a BLOG. I had to turn away from laughing so hard.

Take a quick 5 minute break and give it a read.

Warning...dirty language!

Sleep Talkin' Man

 

[Lynnie]

Love the T-Shirts!!

 

[scooterbug44]

As a fellow sleep talker (just because I am asleep doesn't mean I'll shut up) I hope he gets the chance to edit before she posts!

 

[Alicia Leonard]

SC, where do you find this stuff

These had to be my favorites. OMG, Badgertastic!, is my new word of the month!


"My bagder's gonna unleash hell on your a$$. Badgertastic!"

"No, not the cats. Don't trust them. Their eyes. Their eyes. They know too much.":shock:

 

[scooterbug44]

Are some of them really dirty, or is it just me?

This one is hilarious! "I want to be a cowboy. I don't want to be a panda. Pandas are boring, stupid and boring. Bad panda!" :rofl:

"I haven't put on weight. Your eyes are fat."

 

[Lynnie]

I like badgeristic, too. Yes, some are awful! But, mostly funny~~~~hysterical!

 

[Minnie]

Actual or a great promotion for the T-shirts. Either way he will laughing all the way to the bank.

 

[scooterbug44]

Based on what I've been told I've said in my sleep, I would say it's all true.

Even more so if he was stressed/thinking about something before bed.

 

[Lynnie]

Based on what I've been told I've said in my sleep, I would say it's all true.

Even more so if he was stressed/thinking about something before bed.

Yep, studying for exams, I was known to recite mathematical equations in my sleep. So danged funny.

 

[scooterbug44]

I told my kids to make sure they drank enough water on portages. They couldn't believe it - told them it meant I was on the job even while asleep.