Imagine seeing this in your kitchen!
http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2008/04/gator-spotted-i.html#comments
EAST LAKE -- Around 10:30 p.m. Monday, Sandra Frosti heard an intruder bumping around in her kitchen.
Turns out, the noise was made by an 8-foot, 8-inch alligator that had crawled into the 69-year-old's kitchen in Eastlake Woodlands.
The female alligator apparently pushed through a screened panel on the back porch, shouldered its way past a potted ficus tree, then got inside the house through an open rear sliding glass door. Once inside, it crawled through the living room, down the hall and into the kitchen.
http://blogs.tampabay.com/breakingnews/2008/04/gator-spotted-i.html#comments

I know ShallowsFuzz would never want to be that close to a Gator. I mean gator. 