Penis Cake

[Miss Kitty]

What exactly will she have to tell the cake person? A detailed description? Size? Will she have to show a picture of the groom-to-be's ...cake subject?

Perhaps they can make a SHEET cake to cover the subject up!!

 

[Jdarg]

Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?

I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.

If you keep posting fun details of this party (although I don't know how much more fun you can get than a penis cake), you may have every boardmember show up uninvited, to gawk at the cake. They are degenerating into quite an unsavory group, which may send the bride over the edge if she is that innocent!

 

[CJ]

What exactly will she have to tell the cake person? A detailed description? Size? Will she have to show a picture of the groom-to-be's ...cake subject?

Maybe just tell him his hair color...which is red by the way.

 

[Landlocked]

Maybe just tell him his hair color...which is red by the way.

 

[Landlocked]

PLEASE....NO creamy filling!!!!

I can't believe you typed that

 

[Teresa]

Does anyone know of a baker who will make a penis cake for a baccelorate party in SoWal?

I am also taking suggestions for alternative tacky party foods or cakes. The bride to be is fairly innocent so the raunchier the better.

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.

 

[CJ]

If you keep posting fun details of this party (although I don't know how much more fun you can get than a penis cake), you may have every boardmember show up uninvited, to gawk at the cake. They are degenerating into quite an unsavory group, which may send the bride over the edge if she is that innocent!

I am looking for suggestions on other horrible and tacky things to do.

 

[Smiling JOe]

I have had Publix make an "erotic" cake for us once. I don't know about what you are looking for. Check out www.masturbakers.com I'm serious! They make stuff like what you may be looking for. I hope that wasn't inappropriate...but I worked on an entertaining book and that was in the resource guide! You can also probably go to PC and get a cake tin. I can get you one up here in the city and send it down if you'd like!

That site is on the other side of the verge of porn. Do not go there, kids.

 

[CJ]

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.

I was thinking more shredded coconut, dyed red of course. Is it too gross to make it with red velvet cake? I don't want her to throw me out of the party.

 

[Landlocked]

you should really attempt making it yourself, as my girlfriend made one for me on my 30th birthday. extremely detailed and just hilarious! it makes me laugh to remember it, in the restaurant in Gainesville, Florida as we cut it and gave a piece to our waitress... it was quite good. except for the gross cooked spaghetti noodles died black... never mind all that.

I thought they had to eat them whole