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John R

needs to get out more
Dec 31, 2005
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Matt J

SWGB
May 9, 2007
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I don't think it needs a caption. :scratch: jerk dawg puts his self titled skillz to good use.
 

EYE.SPY STAGING

Beach Comber
Apr 7, 2008
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Ha-JerkDawg, you are hilarious! Who would have known that voicing your opinion about an issue that is clearly easy to understand would cause such a fuss!!!! I too have seen the gathering of people in front of the outlet mall and thought to myself how crazy it is that it is allowed. No doubt if they were actually doing something productive there would be no problem, but they are doing not one single thing other than causing a distraction to the people on Hwy 98! I mean, what if for every sign along Hwy 98 it came with a group of people sitting around doing nothing, then would people see the problem? What happens when there is an accident and these people are involved, then will people see the point that you are making?
 

SHELLY

SoWal Insider
Jun 13, 2005
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No doubt if they were actually doing something productive there would be no problem, but they are doing not one single thing other than causing a distraction to the people on Hwy 98! I mean, what if for every sign along Hwy 98 it came with a group of people sitting around doing nothing, then would people see the problem? What happens when there is an accident and these people are involved, then will people see the point that you are making?

Policeman <walking up to smoking, wrecked car wrapped around light pole>: "Good afternoon sir, do mind getting your leg from the back seat and stepping out of your car.

Bloody Accident Victim <grabs leg, spits out teeth and exits car through broken windshield>: Goth athernoon Ofther.

Policeman: How the hell did you end up wrapped around the light pole with your leg in the backseat?

Bloody Accident Victim: Wef yoth tee those guths juth laying around in the grath sthomking sthergerettes? They dithstracted me and I ran intooth that there pole.

Policeman: Well if you were drinking coffee with one hand and texting on your blackberry with the other, you wouldn't have been distracted.
 
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Geo

Beach Fanatic
Dec 24, 2006
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Ha-JerkDawg, you are hilarious! Who would have known that voicing your opinion about an issue that is clearly easy to understand would cause such a fuss!!!! I too have seen the gathering of people in front of the outlet mall and thought to myself how crazy it is that it is allowed. No doubt if they were actually doing something productive there would be no problem, but they are doing not one single thing other than causing a distraction to the people on Hwy 98! I mean, what if for every sign along Hwy 98 it came with a group of people sitting around doing nothing, then would people see the problem? What happens when there is an accident and these people are involved, then will people see the point that you are making?

redhotmama,

I don't think folks are missing his point nor do I believe they are coming down on him for sharing it here. I think it was about the delivery. If he said something along the lines of the verbiage in blue (below) I can assure you the tone of this trainwreck (albeit a funny one) would have been different-

Jerk Dog:
"Am I the only one bothered by the human signposts in front of the outlet mall? I mean- I think it looks bad. They aren't even holding the signs- they're laying in the grass, smoking, etc. Is this what they are really getting paid for? Not to mention the fact that it could be a safety issue with drivers staring at them."

He ruined his fair point with his delivery.

2 cents, G
 

LuciferSam

Banned
Apr 26, 2008
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Ha-JerkDawg, you are hilarious! Who would have known that voicing your opinion about an issue that is clearly easy to understand would cause such a fuss!!!! I too have seen the gathering of people in front of the outlet mall and thought to myself how crazy it is that it is allowed. No doubt if they were actually doing something productive there would be no problem, but they are doing not one single thing other than causing a distraction to the people on Hwy 98! I mean, what if for every sign along Hwy 98 it came with a group of people sitting around doing nothing, then would people see the problem? What happens when there is an accident and these people are involved, then will people see the point that you are making?

The driver should lose his license permanently if that's enough to cause an accident. The problem with Jizz Mutt is that he demands that others share his (and apparently your) ignorance.
 

EYE.SPY STAGING

Beach Comber
Apr 7, 2008
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The driver should lose his license permanently if that's enough to cause an accident. The problem with Jizz Mutt is that he demands that others share his (and apparently your) ignorance.

Ok LuciferSam...WHATEVER! I do not necessarily mean that they will cause an accident...but if there is an accident and they are sitting there doing NOTHING and something happens to them, who will be held accountable? Hold your breath though...I really don't care to hear from you, since I am ignorant and all.:roll:
 
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