On a more serious note I wll give some options I think might be appropriate:
P.S. Kegerators start at $600 so nix that idea.
1. an engraved flask
2. a rolling cooler http://www.keepyourcooler.com/terrain-collapsible-cooler.html
3. a flying alarm clock http://www.hammacher.com/publish/73755.asp?source=Giftscom&keyword=73755&cm_ven=NewGate&cm_cat=Giftscom&cm_pla=HOME%20ESSENTIALS&cm_ite=73755
4. Solo cups and a styrofoam cooler