I wish I'd had a video camera this afternoon, because I'd have made the BEST ad for Pig's Alley!
Somebody (that he was a tourist will remain anonymous), in a HUGE white SUV (I think it was a Lake Tahoe), literally stopped in the left-most thru-lane about 50 feet east of Pig's Alley.....in quitting-time, wall-to-wall, traffic....and commenced to move to the right, lane-by-lane, bringing everyone to a complete stand-still until he could cross the three lanes to pull into Pig's Alley! Yeah, their BBQ is great, but I don't know of anybody's food that is worth being T-boned at 45mph for (much less getting a locally-provided asswhoopin' for PO'n one of those poor hard-workin' FTWB/Destin folks just wantin' to get home safe)!
To be honest, it was so unbelievably stupid, one could only laugh (out loud) in awe. I didn't get a good look at the guy.....then again, his head was pretty far up his butt! Come to think of it, I'm surprised that he could see where he was going! And his wife/girlfriend/sister had that "hoonnneey, Hoonnneeey, HONEY!!!!" look on her face (until she hid it in embarrassment).
Thankfully, they made it, and we all moved on to live another day, awaiting another dipstick seeking directions to the Pearly Gates! I'm still laughing just thinking about it.....
Somebody (that he was a tourist will remain anonymous), in a HUGE white SUV (I think it was a Lake Tahoe), literally stopped in the left-most thru-lane about 50 feet east of Pig's Alley.....in quitting-time, wall-to-wall, traffic....and commenced to move to the right, lane-by-lane, bringing everyone to a complete stand-still until he could cross the three lanes to pull into Pig's Alley! Yeah, their BBQ is great, but I don't know of anybody's food that is worth being T-boned at 45mph for (much less getting a locally-provided asswhoopin' for PO'n one of those poor hard-workin' FTWB/Destin folks just wantin' to get home safe)!
To be honest, it was so unbelievably stupid, one could only laugh (out loud) in awe. I didn't get a good look at the guy.....then again, his head was pretty far up his butt! Come to think of it, I'm surprised that he could see where he was going! And his wife/girlfriend/sister had that "hoonnneey, Hoonnneeey, HONEY!!!!" look on her face (until she hid it in embarrassment).
Thankfully, they made it, and we all moved on to live another day, awaiting another dipstick seeking directions to the Pearly Gates! I'm still laughing just thinking about it.....
