Gosh, and I thought my husband had a great way to deal with telemarketers. When they call, he says, "Can I have your home phone number?" They always say, "Excuse me?" Then he says, "Can I have your home phone number so I can bother your ass at home while you're trying to eat dinner or watch TV or get some work done?" But this doesn't remotely compare to the extensive prank in the futurebeachbum's link.
I'll bet that my husband will print this out and try it the next time a telemarketer calls.
