Public Service Announcement

[DD]

:funn: Don't be shocked when you get the bill.

Nothing shocks me much anymore...

 

[RiverOtter]

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli ( E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Booze = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sheeet.


There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

Nice... I drink at least a gal of water a day

 

[kathydwells]

Nice... I drink at least a gal of water a day

Then I don't have to tell you that you are full of....oh, nevermind. ;-)

 

[Biff]

""SHEET""...!!!!

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia Coli ( E.Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop
Booze = Health


Therefore, it's better to drink booze & talk stupid, than to drink water & be full of sheeet.


There's no need to thank me for this valuable information; I'm doing it as a public service.

 

[Hop]

excellent information...excuse me, i need to go re-hydrate...;-)

 

[NoHall]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

 

[DD]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

 

[ItzKatzTime]

I love it!