Where am I? Conf. calls can neva be interrrrypted!

When on a conference call, hubby's favorite trick to shock the heck out of me is to start yelling at the people on the other end, "Well, you are just a stupid m----- f----- and a total a--h---!" Then he tells me he has the phone on mute.:funn:Well damm, we all know that conference calls always take precedence.
![]()
I bought some new shoes this week! First, I bought the blue Keens (on sale!) for walking and kayaking in Maine. Then, I spotted these ALegria's on sale at the neighborhood shoe emporium. My last purchase, today, had to do with the bench and dog attack in WC in May.....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
![]()
FTLOC...the puss is in das boot! I kept thinking it was a bad sprain and that the swelling and pain would go away. Two months later, I finally saw an ortho PA and had extensive xrays, they slapped das boot on me and I return for an MRI tomorrow. Oh, joy...we leave for Maine on Friday! :roll: Guess, I'll sit around in the crisp air, enjoy the view and eat my fill of lobster!
This is one kick a$$ boot...my toes are safe from attack! I kicked the MRI scheduler's metal desk when I stood up and I thought she was going to duck and cover! We both fell over laughing!
OMC...driving is awful!I practiced using the power seat button to speed up and slow down.
Wish me luck, y'all. I REALLY don't want a CAST! :leaving:
...that was funn! I want roller skates on the bottom of das boot!
Update (for those of you that are not sick and tired of hearing about this)
MRI cancelled! Machine was down!But, the boot must be working because I feel no pain, now.
I can even dance, again
Note--das boot is too big for das MINI Cooper gas pedal. Pain in the arse--I have to take it off to drive.
Did you bedazzle or get the rollerskate version? If so, I want to borrow it. My boot is just plain.
Ya will get used to it...I can drive with das boot like a race car driver now.
Mine is black, too. If you look at some of the boots out now, we are very fashionable.![]()
If you consider the pre-insurance cost you might as well have bought it at Saks. ;-)
NowalkHall will have to sue herself! 