Random Rants

[Mermaid]

Yep, it's old news.

Yeah, anyone who says anything else is just barking at the moon. woof woof

 

[DD]

Yeah, anyone who says anything else is just barking at the moon. woof woof

 

[Mermaid]

Darling DD!! You are now officially the most beloved person on the 5th floor of Hillenbrand Hall thanks to a sweet treat that came in a big red tin...and you shall be rewarded for it.

 

[DD]

Darling DD!! You are now officially the most beloved person on the 5th floor of Hillenbrand Hall thanks to a sweet treat that came in a big red tin...and you shall be rewarded for it.

I've already gotten my reward. It's named Mermy.

 

[Mermaid]

I've already gotten my reward. It's named Mermy.

I'm supposed to think of a snappy comeback but instead I feel like saying something mushy. But I won't because I think we're on the ranting page. Got to keep that stiff upper lip an' all.

 

[Miss Kitty]

My feet hurt, I got drunk on two cocktails, but I played nice at dinner tonight and Mr. K is a happy man. My work is done.

 

[DD]

I'm supposed to think of a snappy comeback but instead I feel like saying something mushy. But I won't because I think we're on the ranting page. Got to keep that stiff upper lip an' all.

Want me to rant about something? Say no.

My feet hurt, I got drunk on two cocktails, but I played nice at dinner tonight and Mr. K is a happy man. My work is done.

You make me so proud.

 

[TooFarTampa]

Hey, you guys are making it hard to rant around here!

 

[DD]

Hey, you guys are making it hard to rant around here!

You never know what could set us off.

 

[Mermaid]

Hey, you guys are making it hard to rant around here!

Maybe we're only lying.
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