Real Housewives

[Matt J]

Sonofab!tch is all I can say. That Tamra is one sleazy little heifer.
They'd never make it in SoWal. Never.

I have this mental picture of Miss Kitty lifting them over her head and throwing them off the Bud & Alley's roof WWF style.

 

[Miss Kitty]

I have this mental picture of Miss Kitty lifting them over her head and throwing them off the Bud & Alley's roof WWF style.

...after I stick straws up their noses and pop their fake B(o)(o)Bies!

I want BB to take them shopping, first though.

 

[DD]

I have this mental picture of Miss Kitty lifting them over her head and throwing them off the Bud & Alley's roof WWF style.

 

[peapod1980]

Tamra is insistant that Jeff and Gretchen didn't have a real "relationship." She says Jeff was paying Gretchen to be with him and take care of him. Tamra said that a lot happened that you didn't see on the show. She said Gretchen was dating someone who called Tamra and Simon on the phone looking for Gretchen. Gretchen says he's an exboyfriend and stalker. But he was with Gretchen at Bass Lake while Jeff was in intensive care. This guy told Simon he and Gretchen had been dating for a long time.

Jeana saw his clothes on the floor in Gretchens bedroom. (Which we all know means he was naked in Gretchens bedroom!!!!) I'm sure he was just a jewelry appraisor or something innocent.

I mean...Drama mama! People were crying and there wasn't any alcohol to calm them down. Evidently Lynne really isn't so smart or her implants are leaking something that makes her confused. But she's smart enough to know they think she's stupid. You must watch this when it replays.

Nobody, I mean nobody does a recap like Miss Lynne!

 

[Miss Kitty]

Nobody, I mean nobody does a recap like Miss Lynne!

Well, this is just the bestest thing to happen on sowal.com in a looooong time!

back pea! We need more pea!

 

[peapod1980]

Well, this is just the bestest thing to happen on sowal.com in a looooong time!

back pea! We need more pea!

Lawd, I feel downright lost! I see buttons and names I don't even recognize. I sure hope I don't get confused and push the wrong one. ;-)

 

[Miss Kitty]

Lawd, I feel downright lost! I see buttons and names I don't even recognize. I sure hope I don't get confused and push the wrong one. ;-)

...well, there are some new (and some old) button pushers around here!

Pea, bring back some sanity!

 

[Cheering472]

Amen sista Pea has returned.

 

[DD]

 

[Sheila]

You have been sorely missed Sweet Pea! Welcome back, don't leave us again!!!