Shall We Play a Game?

[Will B]

To BE or Not to Be

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!"

Ah...cool. 30ARules kept us on track...

Spaceballs!

Here's a long one...

: Where do you live?
: In the city.
: You have a house?
: Apartment.
: Own or rent?
: Rent.
: What do you do for a living?
: Lots of things.
: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
: How come?
: I don't need one.
: Where's your wife?
: Don't have one.
: How come?
: It's a long story.
: You have kids?
: No I don't.
: How come?
: It's an even longer story.
: Are you my Dad's brother?
: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
: 38.
: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
: How nice of you to notice.
: I'm a kid - that's my job.

 

[30ARules]

"Just what we need...a Druish Princess."

I happen to be a Swartz in my real life, so I get these quotes every time I use my credit card

"May the Swartz be with you!"

 

[30ARules]

Ah...cool. 30ARules kept us on track...

Spaceballs!

Here's a long one...

: Where do you live?
: In the city.
: You have a house?
: Apartment.
: Own or rent?
: Rent.
: What do you do for a living?
: Lots of things.
: Where's your office?
Buck: I don't have one.
: How come?
: I don't need one.
: Where's your wife?
: Don't have one.
: How come?
: It's a long story.
: You have kids?
: No I don't.
: How come?
: It's an even longer story.
: Are you my Dad's brother?
: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?
: 38.
: I'm your Dad's brother alright.
: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.
: How nice of you to notice.
: I'm a kid - that's my job.

Uncle Buck (I had a car that back fired like that in college!)

"Those aren't pillows!"

 

[Will B]

"How 'bout them Bears?" HA HA HA HA HA!!

 

[30ARules]

"There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak. "

 

[Will B]

Planes, Trains & Automobiles...

I'll take it to the next movie...

"Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease. "

 

[rapunzel]

"There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak. "

Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!

 

[rapunzel]

Planes, Trains & Automobiles...

I'll take it to the next movie...

"Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease. "

Samantha's gotten her boobies....and they're so perky!

 

[Will B]

Samantha's gotten her boobies....and they're so perky!

"No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food."

 

[30ARules]

Planes, Trains & Automobiles...

I'll take it to the next movie...

"Donger's here for five hours, and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life, and I'm like a disease. "

What's your last name?
Dong.
What's your first name?
Long.
What's your middle name?
Duk.