"Shark Attacks"

[Smiling JOe]

So three Sharks bit people in Florida over the weekend. Please tell me how a shark bite is considered an attack? When a spider bites you, do you go around saying that I was attacked by a spider? I know that news sells, but come on. If an animal has vicious looking teeth, does that make it an "attacking" animal if he bites you? The good news is that there was no news worth reporting this weekend.

 

[Biff]

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So three Sharks bit people in Florida over the weekend. Please tell me how a shark bite is considered an attack? When a spider bites you, do you go around saying that I was attacked by a spider? I know that news sells, but come on. If an animal has vicious looking teeth, does that make it an "attacking" animal if he bites you? The good news is that there was no news worth reporting this weekend.

 

[Uncle Timmy]

I was the victim of several mosquito attacks over the weekend......

 

[Jennifer Steele]

A group of ants attacked my right foot yesterday.

 

[Liv'smom]

If I bite my own tongue, is that considered an attack of sorts? If it is, I think my teeth have some legal responsibility here.

 

[lucky13]

the hot oven rack attacked my arm last week.

 

[NewfieGirl]

My rake attacked me while planting a new bed yesterday, does that count?

Of course, stupid me should have been watching where I was stepping. I was trying to work fast before the rain came and guess what.... no rain until later in the evening.... of course, this was when I chose to walk the dogs because it looked like it had passed.

 

[supermom262]

the hot oven rack attacked my arm last week.

Me too! I wished I could say you should have seen the other guy, but I have the nastiest scar from skin being stuck to a rack with pizza that wouldn't come off the rack! Kinda looks like a worm tatoo!

 

[audie]

i am having a massive attack of hangnails....

 

[Hop]

i had a SoWal attack on the way home...i'm ok now.... i got my fix...