Smokin/Drinkin/Cussin
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Clearly I drank too many martinis and evidently I borrowed LVT's pipe - tried to cuss with Y'all in some wee hours, but blabbered instead, giggled, spun around and landed in bed!
All's well that ends well! Congrats on not farting when you giggled and
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All's well that ends well! Congrats on not farting when you giggled and
spun around
That would have made me giggle! 
i need a puckin drink.
I did that in class last week. We were laughing about something, I farted, apologized, and then we all started rolling with laughter.All's well that ends well! Congrats on not farting when you giggled and
spun around
I did the Doug Clark and The Hotnuts routine for them:
Who fired that shot?
I fired it.
I thought you "fired it," boy.
Of course, they have never heard of Doug Clark and The Hotnuts. And their parents probably haven't either.
Two old maids ...
My dingaling ...
etc.
Reminds me of Bingo night at The Cloister, right Kimmifunn?
I did that in class last week. We were laughing about something, I farted, apologized, and then we all started rolling with laughter.
I did the Doug Clark and The Hotnuts routine for them:
Who fired that shot?
I fired it.
I thought you "fired it," boy.
Of course, they have never heard of Doug Clark and The Hotnuts. And their parents probably haven't either.
Two old maids ...
My dingaling ...
etc.
Reminds me of Bingo night at The Cloister, right Kimmifunn?
that's hilarious!!!!
and I do admire that you can type up a real live farting story about yourself and post publicly! allifunn and franny - stfu now!
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;-) C'est moi.that's hilarious!!!!
and I do admire that you can type up a real live farting story about yourself and post publicly! allifunn and franny - stfu now!
I guess it's too early for some s/d/c!! I'll be back! 
Where is it going down tonight? My sissy is in town and she can cuss like a sailor worse than me and drink me under the table...not gonna talk about that other thing