Snappy comebacks

[Teresa]

Actually, I have never received any of these types of e-mails, but if I did, that would be my response.

well, have I got one for you galfriend... check your email.

 

[Mango]

well, have I got one for you galfriend... check your email.

Ha, now y'all are gonna send me this qwap huh for snappy comebacks. OK, I'll respond with a new one just for you.
Be careful what you ask for.

 

[Teresa]

Ha, now y'all are gonna send me this qwap huh for snappy comebacks. OK, I'll respond with a new one just for you.
Be careful what you ask for.

still waiting for the snappy comeback.

 

[Allifunn]

well, have I got one for you galfriend... check your email.

which one did you send her?

 

[Carol G]

TFT- I have misplaced that great website that is the political rumor clearing house. Can you help me out? Snopes.com and your suggested website are the first lines of defense against ignorant e-mails.

This is a good one, think I actually got it from a post on here a couple months back:

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/

 

[Pumpkin-22]

Email, I just delete. Phone calls I tell them they have to listen to me sing before I will listen to their pitch. They hang up rather quickly

Or maybe you could tell them you are still waiting for the mothership to beam their voting choice down to you. Sorry, the last two days of rain have made me wackier than usual.

Their loss. We enjoy your vocalizing on the rare occasions you share with us.