Jdarg
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She can go to Spencers, they even have the remote control fart machine there.
Um, we have one of those. Along with a pocket curser, for the times that I am just tired to utter expletives and need halp.
She can go to Spencers, they even have the remote control fart machine there.
what!

They have them at Bed Bath and Beyond too! I find that odd but amusing,![]()
It's a standard joke when someone comes on the board and says they've been too busy for us. Besides Wfunn still hasn't gotten back to me on the marriage thingy so I'm in limbo here.![]()

You're in limbo - anyone mind telling Mom what is going on?!?!!
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whitey! you missed the first birthday celebration of the penis cake thread!
and speaking of woopie cushions, Jfunn, spidey is getting into big time trouble in school for saying "I tooted..." and getting all his buddies talking about toot, poot, poop, poopy, poo poo. I told the teacher that his friend and aunt taught him those words. not me...
Poor guy probably held it in all day. :funn: You're in limbo - anyone mind telling Mom what is going on?!?!!
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only time will tell. He said he need to know before the Talladega race so he can plan their wedding accordingly.seeing that whitey won't i will. whitey was at a honky tonk last weekend when to her surprise she saw the man of her dreams. He had hair like Billy Ray and it blew back when he walked :roll: So they started dancing and one thing lead to another and they found themselves at the Waffle House drinking tequila in the parking lot and laughing until the sun came up. On Sunday she went to church with him and met all 8 of his kids. She even knew one of them from a bar she is a regular at. So this week long romance has been nothing but wine and roses and her new "Billy Ray" has popped the question. Will she acceptonly time will tell. He said he need to know before the Talladega race so he can plan their wedding accordingly.