ah, but would yours have "bendable branches [that] allow you to make it look just how you want, super pathetic or just kind of pathetic.", as the ad says? Heh. Just kidding. Buying a commercially-produced Charlie Brown tree from a national chain store is pretty up there on the Irony meter.
SJ, I'm with you, any trees I've ever had were in pots, planted after the holiday. Call me a humbug, but nowadays I usually just decorate the largest house plant I have, and am quite happy with that.
However, when I get a moment I will post a pic of the dogwood tree that's in my house, that just so happens to have ornaments, decoration, lights and mementoes hanging from it. I found it down in the woods during the holidays last year, stripped the dead leaves and brought it in. I saw no reason to take it down as it's so beautiful and striking, especially with uplighting. Floor to ceiling with lots of branches. I hang different stuff on the tree depending on the season and my mood.