Some Monica Funnies

[kathydwells]

Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."

Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?" "No," says Monica. "Mustard!"
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Did you hear Monica Lewinsky is changing parties?? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.!!!
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Hilary may be the first Lady, but she certainly isn't the last!!
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Did you hear? Monica Lewinsky's new job may be Director of the 'Head' Start Program.
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Monica testified there was no animosity between them, Bill was overheard saying that Monica had the nicest smile he had ever come across.
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Clinton: I didn't tell her to lie in deposition; I tole her to lie in dat position.
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What does Clinton call Monica's ears?? Love handles

 

[Biff]

JUST WHAT THE DR. ORDERED FOR MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Bwhwwwwwww HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean."


Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come again?""No," says Monica. "Mustard!"
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Did you hear Monica Lewinsky is changing parties?? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.!!!
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Hilary may be the first Lady, but she certainly isn't the last!!
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Did you hear? Monica Lewinsky's new job may be Director of the 'Head' Start Program.
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Monica testified there was no animosity between them, Bill was overheard saying that Monica had the nicest smile he had ever come across.
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Clinton: I didn't tell her to lie in deposition; I tole her to lie in dat position.
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What does Clinton call Monica's ears?? Love handles

 

[bsmart]

 

[dbuck]

Those are GREAT

 

[DD]

:funn: :funn:

 

[Miss Kitty]

DARLENE!!!!! Those were hysterical!!!

 

[Teresa]

 

[potatovixen]

During the trial they tested Monica's dress for DNA. All they found was a wad of bills.

 

[DD]

During the trial they tested Monica's dress for DNA. All they found was a wad of bills.

ewwwwwww!

 

[Miss Kitty]

During the trial they tested Monica's dress for DNA. All they found was a wad of bills.

^5!!!!