kathydwells said:Rita you are NOT boring!! No one is on this board, just a little more reserved than some of us....
Oh, I only reserve it for a while and then it flies. Then I get myself in trouble ....
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Oh, I only reserve it for a while and then it flies. Then I get myself in trouble ....
Rita said:Oh, I only reserve it for a while and then it flies. Then I get myself in trouble ....
Even better for your character.
Maybe you could help write your parts. 
Smiling JOe said:
I went for jury selection last week. The lawyer for the defense was scratching his head and said "You're still a mystery to me". They ended up calling a mistrial. I'll never know if he thought I'd be a good juror for his client or not!
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Are thongs legal on the beach down there?
Kimmifunn said:
Behind the Wheel House Sign? :funn:
Kimmifunn said:I'm sorry. If I don't recall it was your idea to ride the bikes from Bud's to Cafe 30-A. Wasn't it? Hmm?
And wasn't there a little doll with us for the whole entire journey? :funn:
I don't remember the doll, just the "pillows"....
Smiley J...A good twist can be my NFL boyfriend.
J-Funn had a dream that we are all down for New Year's and the NFL boyfriend showed up. We didn't know who he was until he revealed himself and gave me a diamond necklace. The catch...he was 400 lbs. We went to eat at the Red Bar and then he wanted to go to McDonald's. I wouldn't let him because he had already eaten. J-Funn was worried that he was going to ruin New Year's.
The unfolding of this story can be a good one. Stay tuned...
J-Funn had a dream that we are all down for New Year's and the NFL boyfriend showed up. We didn't know who he was until he revealed himself and gave me a diamond necklace. The catch...he was 400 lbs. We went to eat at the Red Bar and then he wanted to go to McDonald's. I wouldn't let him because he had already eaten. J-Funn was worried that he was going to ruin New Year's.
The unfolding of this story can be a good one. Stay tuned...
:funn: :funn: :funn:catherinec said:I don't remember the doll, just the "pillows"....
I had to get some new "pillows"! They busted when I went back to school!
The doll....The doll that J-Wo bid on and that I had to pay for. The doll was a Sowal "character" if you don't remember. Hung out with "Chops"...
kathydwells
Darlene is my middle name, not my nickname
Kimmifunn said:
Well, this one is for you K to the funn.....
A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?"
"Did you steal it?"
"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"
"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them pay up!".....