I've got a bunch of green ones for St. Patrick's Day with commentary. Here's a starter. All I can say is that spaghetti dyes green very well. So does Boar's head bratwurst, being essentially white. The hot dogs don't dye green so well, but they do provide an interesting almost metallic looking interspecies contrast to the more formidable and obviously dominant brat counterparts. In any event, I think the dogs are holding their own. You may even notice one of the dogs is conjoined with a brat via green ectoplasmic pasta spew. So they're not in direct competition for territory. One big happy family, stealing the definition of fun, from the proverbial barrel of monkeys. Click the image to enlarge.