Ahhh, now it's becoming clear to me. Last year while there the weather was crap, the whole week, not one nice day, didn't get to go into the ocean once.... Every day we poured over the Weather Channel while they falsely encouraged us to keep our chins up, it's going to get better....the sun will come out... tomorrrrrrow....and it never did.
Had I been aware of this valuable information then, I'd have gone straight to the package store, bought more liquor and filled my Lorazepam script to replace the sun and beach.