Tell us the crazy hormonal thing you've done this season

[scooterbug44]

There was a brief yelling episode when I got tired of the guilt trip about what a bad friend I was being to someone who couldn't be bothered to return my phone calls, emails, or even say thanks for the Xmas present I gave her kid, but DID have the time to biatch about me not inviting her to a holiday event (for many legitimate and also not so legitimate reasons) to another friend.

 

[Minnie]

OMG, or in your case...Minniepause

love it. Made my day and believe me with the day I am having I needed a Kittylaugh.

 

[DD]

Is it time for wine already? Maybe I could clean better if I was all hootched up!

it's only 1pm! not time for the wine! but, it sounds like a pretty good idea. I would be "rurnt" for the day though.

time for vacuuming.

This is where I have gone wrong today. No wine. I'm going now to pop a cork. Cooking will go better than cleaning did.

 

[NoHall]

Dear "Workin' Hard For Her Man" Rapunzel,

I can't stand your avatar. It's making me go blind with irritation. Please go back to your old avatars, you know, the ones that don't make you look like a crazy nutball who has unicorn stickers or fairy sparkles on her car.

Thank you,

Your friend who likes her friends to be on THIS earth, not another one

Something wrong with that, other than the residual mess?

 

[audie]

Audie, sometimes, and I do mean sometimes those people that we live with are right. ;-)

it happens so rarely i don't recognize it when it does occur...

I went to Belk to get some powder. No one here sells the brand I use, so I was just going to get any kind to get by until in was in a city. There is a Chinese woman who works at the Bobbi Brown counter, and she sensed my hormonal vulnerability apparently. She grabs me, does my whole face, lectures me about how I must take care of myself if I want to keep man, I could be pretty girl, need to exercise, spend hour getting ready in morning, 20 minutes skin care at night, cook nice dinner for man. Smile all time.

Granted, I was wearing my yoga clothes and most of my makeup had sweated or rubbed off in class...but I was running into Belk for powder. This woman had me feeling like Ali Sheedy in Breakfast Club, but with aged and crinkled eyes.

Yeah, I dropped $200 on makeup. And I promised to go back for the eye cream.

you should have punched her not that i condone violence by any means....

 

[Teresa]

it happens so rarely i don't recognize it when it does occur...



you should have punched her not that i condone violence by any means....

but in this case, a good punch would be in order...

 

[Bob]

I've always heard you can make a hor moan but you can't make her sing in church

you were mini-banned!

 

[rapunzel]

Dear "Workin' Hard For Her Man" Rapunzel,

I can't stand your avatar. It's making me go blind with irritation. Please go back to your old avatars, you know, the ones that don't make you look like a crazy nutball who has unicorn stickers or fairy sparkles on her car.

Thank you,

Your friend who likes her friends to be on THIS earth, not another one

Does this please you, madam?

 

[Jdarg]

Does this please you, madam?

I want Skunky's commentary on your 'tar.

And yes- anything is better than that stupid unicorn.

 

[Teresa]

Does this please you, madam?

NO.:shock: