The Enema of My Enemy

[Leader of the Banned]

CVS sold 'up to a dozen used enema kits after man bought, used and returned them over three month period

Ronald Eugene Robinson, 34, has been charged with tampering with consumer products after seen purchasing and returning the saline products to a Florida store

CVS says 21 customers suspected of having purchased the products have been contacted
At least 12 boxes have been confirmed as having been used before their return

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216498/Ronald-Robinson-CVS-sold-dozen-used-enema-kits-man-returned-month-period.html

 

[Bob]

what will be his defense at trial?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

He'll probably use stand your ground. I see that as becoming the catch-all to get away with just about anything, at least in Flori-DUH. You run over the kid in your driveway?? Stand your ground. Kidnap some adolescents and keep them in your dungeon for 10 years? You got it, SYG!