The Hierarchy of Candy

[Bob]

McSweeney's Internet Tendency: The Hierarchy of Candy. The Hierarchy
of Candy.

BY RYAN BOUDINOT

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1. Snickers
2. Milky Way Dark
3. Milky Way
3. 3 Musketeers
4. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
5. Twix
5. Kit Kat
6. Starburst
7. Hot Tamales
8. Candy necklace
9. Necco Wafers
10. Nerds
11. Handful of sugar
12. Maple syrup
13. Sweet'N Low
14. Brazil nuts
15. Feta cheese
16. 9-volt battery
17. Cat food
18. Poultry drippings
19. Rock salt
20. Dirt

 

[Matt J]

Necco Wafers made the list?

 

[Bob]

Necco Wafers made the list?

only 8 steps above cat food

 

[Bob]

where are the rollos.....what about junior mints?

 

[aggieb]

hello....SKOR!

 

[Matt J]

hello....SKOR!

What is SKOR? I know I'll feel like an idiot once you tell me.

 

[aggieb]

 

[scooterbug44]

No licorice, no pralines, no fudge, no jelly bellys, I reject this list!!!

 

[JUL]

no, no, it goes like this

ghiradelli milk chocolate squares
Heath bar
butterfinger
milk duds
Hershey bar with almonds
bb bats in banana
red vine licorice
smarties

 

[LuciferSam]

where's the m&m s?